Brick from Anchorman or Bedwetters Editor-in-Chief Julia First

  1. Brick or Julia: Favorite food is butter. 

  2. Brick or Julia: Wore a swimsuit every day for a year when they were four. 

  3. Brick or Julia: Loves lamp.

  4. Brick or Julia: Got super sick while trying to do “Super Size Me 3” and quit after two weeks. 

  5. Brick or Julia: Accidentally got in trouble for writing sexual fan fiction about their teacher and the bee from the Bee Movie in 8th grade.

  6. Brick or Julia: Wants to know if you’d like to attend the party in their pants.

      

  7. Brick or Julia: Underperformed on the math section of their IQ test so hard the doctor called home and thought there was a mistake, stating their score was “nearly impossible.”

  8. Brick or Julia: Was relentlessly bullied out of Earl of Sandwich for ordering a sandwich containing only whole wheat bread and turkey with extra turkey.  

  9. Brick or Julia: Their application to work at Petco Midland Park was denied because they wore a pantsuit during the interview and came off “too strong.” 

  10. Brick or Julia: Wandered out of the airport looking for a Mcdonalds that didn’t exist and had to be escorted to the gate by international security. 


by Julia First

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